Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.hashimoto.gr.jp!news.moat.net!in.100proofnews.com!in.100proofnews.com!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 22 Jan 2005 12:00:05 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Message-ID: Date: Sat, 22 Jan 2005 12:00:05 -0600 Lines: 47 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-pYBQmMs5ayijqg831bDi+s17ipXhJZQrZc/BW/iPag8+KRlmvQyVz8vZD71MV+9Lf/KRZa161tfn5Wz!w/0tGIs0to8HFc5tREMtrQnQj8xu2qwUP+nuVAbRguD/7viTcSS8w1DZqP+5TQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.22 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:9377 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness: "I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice." "Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving." "Blink once for 'yes'". "What do you mean we have the wrong patient?" "Why is there a tag on his toe?" "Do you think he can hear us?" "I didn't even know a human could bend that way." "I'm sorry, we must not have used enough anesthesia. Just relax now. We'll be done in a jiffy." "Hold the patient still, we've almost pried it open." "Did the doctor know he would look like that afterward?" "Of course I've performed this operation before, nurse!" "Nurse, make sure you're getting all this down. It'll make a great 'ER' script."