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Dealing with Traffic 

A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But,
as time went by, the traffic slowly built up
at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy
and so fast that his chickens were being run
over at a rate of three to six a day. So one
day he called the sheriff's office and said,
You've got to do something about all of these
people driving so fast and killing all of my
chickens." "What do you want me to do?" asked
the sheriff. 

"I don't care, just do something about those
drivers." 

So the next day he had the county go out and
put up a sign t hat said: SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING.


Three days later the farmer called the sheriff
and said, "You've got to do something about these
drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to
make them go faster." So, again, the sheriff
sends out the county and they put up a new sign:
SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY. 

And that really sped them up. So the farmer
called and called and called everyday for three
weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs
are doing no good. Is it all right for me to
put up my own sign?" 

The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your
own sign." He was going to let the farmer do
just about anything in order to have him stop
calling. Well, the sheriff got no more calls
from the farmer. 

Three weeks after the farmers last call, the
sheriff decided to call him. "How's the problem
with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"


"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been
killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy."
And he hung up the phone. The sheriff thought
to himself, "I'd better go to that farmer's house
and look at that sign... There might be something
there that WE could use to slow down drivers..."


So the sheriff drove out to the farmer's house,
and he saw the sign. It was a whole sheet of
plywood. And written in large yellow letters
were the words: 

SLOW: NUDIST COLONY.