Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.heimat.gr.jp!news.jone-system.com!mmcatv.co.jp!news.moat.net!news.glorb.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 26 Jun 2004 13:59:25 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: A Windy Day Message-ID: Date: Sat, 26 Jun 2004 13:59:25 -0500 Lines: 51 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-ebeKIM7wRv24UtTZjwk8nhyDIDQrf9su5tL3eD2PGdmMYkCWxF7OMgyTemK8kaEyEE2/HdwYkz54cS5!1vkvDQDW/yWZDBjW/FoER6NBtQfjvbm5JCGpcJ31Nzao8oiwzedU2LBqVkMAkw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:6489 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ A Windy Day Two guys were standing inside a building of a local theme park. They were looking outside, and it was an extremely windy day. The area's custodian, the one who had the job of sweeping up debris, was a very small woman (4'10"& 90 lbs) and she was having a rough time trying to not be blown away. When she asked her manager what she should do, he replied: "You have a warm down jacket don't you? Well put rocks in all the pockets!" Then a minister, who was standing nearby, suggested she say a little prayer to ask the lord to lessen the wind. The park clown then suggested she could kill two birds with one stone by saying the prayer she said each night. He said, "you know, the one that goes: 'Now I weigh me down to sweep.'"