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Actual English Subtitles Used In Hong Kong Films


I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this
way. 

Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my
instep. 

Gun wounds again? 

Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. 

A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.


Darn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken 

Take my advice, or I'll spank you a lot. 

Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?


This will be of fine service for you, you bag
of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that
I remove your toenails and leave them out on
the dessert floor for ants to eat. 

Quiet or I'll blow your throat up. 

I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!


You daring lousy guy. 

Beat him out of recognizable shape! 

Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured
you by the short rabbits and can now deliver
you violently to your doctor for a thorough extermination.


I have been scared silly too much lately. 

I got knife scars more than the number of your
leg's hair! 

Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.


The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel
so cold? 

How can you use my intestines as a gift? 

Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget
to form a team up together and go into the country
to inflict the pain of our karate feats on some
but of the giant lizard person. 

You always use violence. I should've ordered
glutinous rice chicken.