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When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss
takes a long time, he's thorough. 

When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't
do it, he's too busy. 

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When your
boss makes a mistake, he's only human. 

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping
your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's
initiative. 

When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed. When
your boss does it, he's being firm. 

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being
rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.


When you please your boss, you're apple polishing. When
your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative. 

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.


When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When
your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. 

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.