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Set up 

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, but I wasn't
feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to
breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and
say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present
for me. 

But, she didn't even say "Good Morning," let
alone any "Happy Birthday." 

I thought, well...that's a wife for you. I
guess, the children will remember. Then, the
children came into breakfast, but, they didn't
say a word. 

When I started to the office, I was feeling
pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my
office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,
Boss, happy birthday." And I felt a little better,
someone had remembered. 

I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on
my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful
day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go
to lunch, just you and me." 

I said, "That's the greatest thing I've heard
all day. Let's go." 

So, we went to lunch. We didn't go where we
normally go. We went out into the country to
a little private place. We had two martinis and
enjoyed lunch tremendously. 

On the way back to the office, Janet said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't
need to go back to the office, do we?" 

I said, "No, I guess not." 

She said, "Let's go to my apartment." 

After arriving at her apartment, she said,
"Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into
the bedroom, and slip into something more comfortable."


"Sure," I excitedly replied. 

Janet went into the bedroom and, in about six
minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday
cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens
of my friends. All were singing "Happy Birthday"
.. and there I sat on the couch ... naked.