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The Good Samaritan 

A good Samaritan was walking home late one
night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk.
Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live
here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you
upstairs?" "Yep". When they got up on the second
floor, the good person asked, "Is this your floor?"
"Yep". 

Then the good Samaritan got to thinking that
maybe he didn't want to face the man's irate
and tired wife because she may think he was the
one who got the man drunk. So, he opened the
first door he came to and shoved him through
it then went back downstairs. However, when he
went back outside, there was another drunk. So
he asked that drunk "Do you live here?" "Yep".
"Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep".
So he did and put him in the same door with the
first drunk. Then went back downstairs. 

Where, to his surprise, there was another drunk.
So he started over to him. But before he got
to him, the drunk staggered over to a policeman
and cried "Please officer, protect me from this
man. 

He's been doing nothing all night long but
taking me upstairs and throwing me down the elevator
shaft!"