"Declan Murphy" <declan_murphy@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Bryce wrote:
>
> > Next time this happens, begin yelling very loudly that said Speediko is
> > touching you inappropriately - of course in Japanese.
>
> You call that advice? I think most people would prefer *NOT* to hear
> Mike's yells of ecstasy.
>

I wasn't thinking high and squealing, but rather more low and guttural.