<jwb@csse.monash.edu.au> wrote ...
> No, bong-bong. You open your orifice door to make sure it doesn't
> jam shut when the 地震 warps the building frame. Sheesh. Didn't
> you learn anything at your 小学校?

Not me.  I was never taught to stick my head in a paper bag and
hide under the desk in case of nooklear attack neither.