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The Perfect Mate 

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding
on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her
friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light
amongst company. He must be musical, tell jokes,
sing, and stay home at night!" 

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey,
if that's all you want, get a TV!"