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Heavenly Justice 

Once, there was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every
chance he could get, he would be on the golf course swinging
away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture-perfect
day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds were in the
sky, and the temperature was just right. 

The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do, and
shortly, the urge to play golf overcame him. He called
an assistant to tell him that he was sick and could not
do church, packed the car up, and drove three hours to
a golf course where no one would recognize him. Happily,
he began to play the course. 

An angel up above was watching the preacher and was
quite perturbed. He went to God and said, "Look at the
preacher. He should be punished for what he is doing."

God nodded in agreement. The preacher teed up on the
first hole. He swung at the ball, and it sailed effortlessly
through the air and landed right in the cup 250 yards away.
A picture-perfect hole-in-one. He was amazed and excited.

The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God and
said, "I beg your pardon, but I thought you were going
to punish him." 

God smiled. "Think about it-who can he tell?"