On Mon, 14 Jun 2004 03:33:57 +0900, tm <tm@tmoero.invalid> brought
down from the Mount tablets inscribed:

>Declan Murphy wrote:
>> Dave Fossett wrote:
>> > tm wrote:
>
>> >>I say that Tom Cruise is advertizing for Phillip Morris Lark
>> >>cigarettes all over Tokyo now. The barechested bukkakesque icicle
>> >>advert.
>> >>A woman i know almost has me convinced that it is not Tom Cruise, but
>> >>a model hired for his close resemblance to Tom Cruise.
>> >>
>> >>Anyone have any clue where I can find a definative answer. It's very
>> >>important to me to always be factual when goofing on midget actors.
>> > 
>> > That's the one of the surfer with salt(?) icicles hanging from his face? Is
>> > that Tom Cruise? It never occurred to me that it was him or anyone famous.
>> 
>> I had a good look at that poster last night (right next to the "trash
>> can" on the JR Sannomiya train station platform in Kobe that Monsieur
>> Shannon informed us no longer exists) and I think he is the same model
>> they have been using for years. I doubt that he can surf (since he is
>> probably sepponian) and I doubt that he ever had a beard long enough to
>> accumulate icicles (salt, ice, photoshop or otherwise), as only sexy men
>> are hairy.
>
>Okay, you gazed fondly at a picture next to Shannon's trash can and 
>you think it is Tom Cruise because he can't surf.

A deductive summarization worthy of the great Abner Peabody himself.
My hat is off to you, sir.




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