Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!vda-gw!news.moat.net!news.glorb.com!newshosting.com!nx02.iad01.newshosting.com!216.166.71.118.MISMATCH!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border3.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 06 Jan 2004 13:56:32 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: All my faults Message-ID: Date: Tue, 06 Jan 2004 13:56:32 -0600 Lines: 49 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-eEEWMPB9ctSQJ/EIaHLN8aOxlDBX4J9QQYThwSrfkCB7p1RSrjy6UqD8JXn5e2fpFKJFqpth5IZKT5c!+NSQLpRaYJ3z6GWrYTQq1kke2frptO/Ttc27/CW13HOQRUwMy7+WnNJjK5csTw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:2173 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ All my faults Some members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said, "Now, I'd like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine." Several people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then one obviously overweight members said, "I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I exercise frequently." "Hmm?" said the manager. "And are you sure you having nothing else to add?" "Well, yes," said the member. "I lie extensively."