an old man, a boy, and a donkey

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There was an old man, a boy, and a donkey. They were going
to town and it was decided that the boy should ride. As
they went along they passed some people who thought that
it was a shame for the boy to ride and the old man to walk.
The old man and boy decided that maybe the critics were
right, so they changed positions. 

Later, they passed some more people who thought that
it was a real shame for that man to make such a small boy
walk. The two decided that maybe they both should walk.

Soon they passed some more people who thought that it
was stupid to walk when they had a donkey to ride. The
man and the boy decided maybe the critics were right so,
they decided that they both should ride. 

They soon passed other people who thought that it was
a shame to put such a load on a poor little animal. The
old man and the boy decided that maybe the critics were
right, so they decided to carry the donkey. 

As they crossed a bridge they lost their grip on the
animal and he fell into the river and drowned. 

The moral of the story: If you try to please everyone,
you will eventually lose your ass.