Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.news2me.com!newsfeed2.easynews.com!newsfeed1.easynews.com!easynews.com!easynews!border3.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 01 Oct 2003 07:56:18 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: The Perfect Mate Message-ID: Date: Wed, 01 Oct 2003 07:56:18 -0500 Lines: 32 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.173 X-Trace: sv3-42ki0wvyfpQbblJYkm6fFjVjKiTsmyd6w243nyR26QqJ5MV5915tbOK1hGwV4NMFVmFruDrenxpVNlg!iDppw0+HMPKRSUagknSAFAPdjKLKzBbfHmGzEuzdA8+0bE2sb3CtPGIvBXQenA== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:1197 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ The Perfect Mate At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical, tell jokes, sing, and stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"