The 2-Belo wrote:
> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that CL has
> exploded. Flight director confirms that:
> 
>> Yew wunnadem commie, socialist, hippiefreaks that want to undermine the 
>> Murrican way of life or somethin?  Shit, howdy.  Where'd I leave my 
>> unregistered gun ...
> 
> I call fakery on this rural accent. To a real right-wing American, "undermining"
> means "not producing enough coal".

And here I thought it meant "we found something more valuable than the 
usual dog turds in the dirt under your double-wide and are digging it 
out and keeping it for ourselves."

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CL