In rec.outdoors.national-parks Sam Minewire <ingest_pain@yahoo.com> wrote:
> I heard that there are cannibals in the national parks
> who kill, butcher and eat people.

> Is that true or is it just an urban legend???
 
   You've heard of KFC, right?  Probably thought it stands for Kentucky 
Fried CHICKEN, right?
   No, no, the secret meaning of KFC (big conspiracy to hide this, of 
course) is Kentucky Fried CHILDREN.


GD&R,
Bill

   __o   |  I am glad I will not be young in a future 
 _`\(,_  |            without wilderness.
(_)/ (_) |                             - Aldo Leopold