CL <flothru@yahoo.com> wrote:
> mtfester@netMAPSONscape.net wrote:
> > Marvel <manager@nospam.com> wrote:
> > 
> >> <mtfester@netMAPSONscape.net> wrote in message 
> >> news:goq12s$1dt$5@news.stanford.edu...
> >>> Marvel <manager@nospam.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Money back guranteed course, be a  fluent master in one week.
> >>>> Be one of the first to order and at no cost to you learn Katakana, 
> >>>> Hirigana
> >>>> and Kanji in a one day seminar. (includes lunch)
> >>> Do you also teach ninjitsu?

> >> Actually I had never considered it.
> > 
> >> But hey, now that you mention it...  "The three hour ninjitsu package"  at 
> >> no extra cost to you, just for taking advantage of this special.
> > 
> >> Thanks for the help, BTW you are now a 50% partner in the business. 
> > 
> > Great; now I gotta design a real cool meishi...

> Then you'll be wanting a copy of my kool new software "Meishi Waza" 
> which has 47,093 kanji fonts, over one million cute illustrations, and 
> access to a download site of computer graphics of over one billion more! 
>   Available for Windows XP and Vista, plus Mac Leopard.  Runs in Linux 
> under WINELocation 0.41 or higher.  Order now and get one years free 
> access to Japanese pron sites!
                     ^^^^

Was that supposed to be "prom" or "porn"?

Big difference in incentive, there...

Mike