Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!passion.nalgo.co.jp!news.moat.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 21:56:51 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Out of the mouth of babe or into the mouth of moms? Message-ID: Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 21:56:51 -0600 Lines: 44 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-SrRXQj5If2cnpxDV2YGBWcUqgMO0IB/RPz1IfeRgD7ldajLQ1RAaWd8zTbgXsEj3rGuQZciiB2zUBTH!7hCb2jfausudLrMtlRsNRkbt5h7oaSLv0IJJiAbJkZejs3S38WIxF8kzwKWiVw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.20 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:4835 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Out of the mouth of babe or into the mouth of moms? For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Johnny, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?" Johnny burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"