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Some Things You Can't Understand 

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar
getting hammered. A man came in and asked the
farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this
beautiful day, getting drunk?" 

The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some
things you just can't explain." 

"So what happened that's so horrible?" the
man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.


"Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting
by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket
'bout full, she lifted her left leg and kicked
over the bucket." 

"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad."


"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer
replied. 

"So what happened then?" the man asked. 

The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied
it to the post on the left." 

"And then?" 

"Well, I sat back down and continued to milk
her. Just as I got the bucket 'bout full, she
took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."


Man laughed and said, "Again?" 

The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't
explain." 

"So, what did you do then?" the man asked.


"I took her right leg this time and tied it
to the post on the right." 

"And then?" 

"Well, I sat back down and began milking her
again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the
stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."


"Hmmm . . . " the man said and nodded his head.


"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer
said. 

"So, what did you do?" the man asked. 

"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore
rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail
to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell
down and my wife walked in . . . 

Some things you just can't explain."