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A Lesson Learned 

Mr. Cikoch was a biology instructor at a snobby
suburban girl's junior college. During class
one day he asked his student, "Miss Simison,
would you please name the organ of the human
body, which under the appropriate conditions,
expands to six times its normal size, and define
the conditions." 

Miss Simison gasped, and then said, "Mr. Cikoch,
I don't think that is a proper question to ask
me. I assure you my parents will hear of this.
"With that she sat down red-faced. 

Mr. Cikoch then called on Miss Hakar and asked
the same question. Miss Hakar, with composure,
replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."


"Correct," said Mr. Cikoch. "And now, Miss
Simison, I have three things to say to you. One,
you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have
a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be
faced with a dreadful disappointment."