The 2-Belo wrote:
> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that samurai has
> exploded. Flight director confirms that:
> 
>> GET YOUR FREE 6 DAY COURSE!
> 
> You can learn Japanese in six days? Who are you, God?

Obviously someone superiorly Japanese.  Or a disaffected English 
teacher.  S/he/it did use the nym "samurai" after all.  That's a dead 
giveaway that we're dealing with someone whose first Japanese lesson had 
to include "May I supersize that for you?" and "Would you like fries 
with that?"

Maybe "God" is Her/his/its alternative part-time evening job name.

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CL