Gerry <somewhere@sunny.calif> wrote:
> On 2008-06-03 06:22:07 -0700, mtfester@netMAPSONscape.net said:

> > CL <flothru@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >> Ellen wrote:
> >>> Hello all! My name is Ellen, and I've just come across an exciting way
> >>> to learn Japanese. It's a twenty CD collection that you can download
> >>> instantly or order through the mail. They offer a 100% money back
> >>> guarantee along with their promise that you can master the language in
> >>> only 8 weeks!
> >>> I wrote a review about them and all the languages, including Japanese
> >>> of course, that you can learn with them, in a fun, fast, and easy way.
> >>> With them, you get to play games to learn the language! No boring
> >>> drills.
> >>> Check it out here: 
> >>> http://phoenixflamesinc.blogspot.com/2008/06/learn-language-fast.html
> >>> 
> >>> Thanks! Good luck!
> >>> - Ellen Woods -
> > 
> >> Gosh all fishhooks.  Doesn't that just beat that icky old Defense
> >> Language Institute six ways from Sunday.  But, I'll bet Ellen's exciting
> >> way doesn't include a monthly salary, three meals a day, a place to
> >> sleep, and all of your clothes (even if they /are/ all similar shades of
> >> green).
> > 
> > But maybe, in those 20 CDs, she has pictures of her and her "friends"
> > being bored at the sorority house.

> And then a pizza delivery boy shows up?

Ooooooo! I KNOW that one!

Mike