Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 02 Dec 2003 23:58:35 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Satan's Lawyer Message-ID: Date: Tue, 02 Dec 2003 23:58:36 -0600 Lines: 42 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-ei7RQeRiMamX3jj9CkLiwrNHkLx9w9/oYh5lplY7kM88+F1lrEiXMAcWPEjQOz5p4M/ansP2HSzqfR/!OZc4ARlObpzBOdDk7pbueVB01JVcJuGGDlMd0zoPoarzDcVjrk71D0Bs3uMh0A== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:1842 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Satan's Lawyer A Chicago lawyer named George successfully defends a major crime lord from charges of dealing drugs, racketeering, murder, kidnapping, and selling arms. As he is leaving the courtroom, an indignant old woman grabs him by the arm. "Young man, where are your Christian scruples? I believe you would defend Satan himself!" "I don't know," George says, "what has your kid done?"