"Jim Stewart" <stewart@ceet.niu.edu> wrote in message
news:butb1u$c43$1@usenet.cso.niu.edu...
> "Duke of URL" <macbenahATkdsiDOTnet> wrote in message
> news:10147s0k73g3f44@corp.supernews.com...
> > In news:busbbf$vp6$1@usenet.cso.niu.edu,
> > Jim Stewart <stewart@ceet.niu.edu> radiated into the WorldWideWait:
> > > "Madra Dubh" <ccaine@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
> > > news:QDgQb.95527$6y6.1915367@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > >> "JJD" <jefdrab@newsguy.com> wrote in message
> > >> news:iiv210h3m68ai7hn7812bcqtp85ujf45hn@4ax.com...
> > >>> On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 19:58:42 GMT, "Madra Dubh"
> > >>> <ccaine@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>>>>>> All us refined Southern gentlemen calls a spade a spade.
> > >>>>>>>> (Some day I must look up the true meaning of the word "Git".
> > >>>>>>>> I have the feeling I may not understand its meaning)
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> Often used in conjunction with "scouse".
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>> I may have to drop "Git" into me dust bin.
> > >>>>>> Now, in gentle terms suitable for a family newsgroup, define
> > > "Scouse" for me.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Are you mad?  We on scb do not deal in the dispensing of factual
> > >>>>> information.  Next you'll be asking us to do your homework for
> > >>>>> you.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> That would depend entirely on how proficient you are in such
> > >>>> matters. I do not wish to employ third rate help.
> > >>>> But if you do desire to be considered, you will find
> > >>>> applications at the tradesmen entrance.
> > >>>>
> > >>> Thanks awfully for dropping them in.  I'll have Witheringstool
> > >>> bring them up with the broadsheet at tea time.
> > >>
> > >> You did leave a calling card I trust.
> > >>
> > > I wouldn't trust that calling card if I were you. It is hand
> > > stamped on old McRoberts Ads.
> >
> > So there IS a market for processed Stewart hides?
> >
> >
>
> There is no market for components of Stewarts, No surreee, They
> are too soft and crumble easy, They taste worse than wormey possum
> and they fart for years beyond their demise. They bring new meaning
> to passing.... No surree, those stewarts are inferior murchandice.
>
> Jim err, ah stewart
>
Sigh. I see I am going to have to try Conway's grits recipe again........