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Fat Chance 

Betty and Tim were killed in an auto accident
on the eve of their wedding. When they reached
the pearly gates, St. Peter met them. They asked
if they could still be married in Heaven. 

"Well, let me find out if this is possible.
Stay here and I will be right back." 

Six months passed and finally Peter returned.
"Yes, we can do this for you." 

"Well, as we have spent so much time together
waiting for your answer, we need to know that
if things don't work out there's a possibility
that we could be divorced?' 

To which St. Peter answered "It took me six
months to find a priest up here...how long do
you think it will take me to find a lawyer?"