On Sun, 04 Jan 2004 03:00:53 +0900, Crunch Buttsteak
<puntspeedchunk@yahoo.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
inscribed:

>On Sat, 03 Jan 2004 17:43:41 GMT, "ifignow" <ifignow@yawoo.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Cindy" <cindyduet@attb.com> wrote in message
>>news:_KCJb.116701$VB2.300852@attbi_s51...
>>> Dave Fossett wrote:
>>> > "Cindy" <cindyduet@attb.com> wrote:
>>> >>He hasn't made any friends yet, has he?  If I were him, I would go on a
>>> >>Magical Mystery Hato Bus Tour.
>>> > But knowing his luck, it would end up at an Okama show in Kabukicho...
>>> Lucky if he found the theater in Kabukicho.
>>
>>I've already been to kabuki shows here.  
>
>WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
>
>>Kabuki shows in Japan are a lot
>>worse than kabuki shows in the U.S. -- in the U.S., they use all-star casts
>>that are never seen in Japan, plus the show is only 2 hours so audiences
>>won't get bored.  Here, they use inferior actors, the shows go on for 6
>>hours.  I don't know how they expect people to sit that long, it's quite
>>unhealthy.
>
>As if you haven't spent that amount of time sitting at a computer and
>boring the fuck outta your audience today.

Remember the guy I introduced in the "Boobs" thread? The one who
thought that the Japanese restaurants in New Jersey were more
authentic than the Japanese restaurants in Japan?




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