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Joe Misses Out Or Scoreless Joe

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What
would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.
"I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled
over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds.
She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won
a prize. 

Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When
the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she
would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she
said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since
they had been there before, he guessed her correct
weight, and Joe lost his dollar. 

The couple walked around the carnival and again
he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed,"
she responded. By this time, Joe figured she
was really weird and took her home early, dropping
her off with a handshake. 

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind
date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura,
it was wousy."