"Kevin Wayne Williams" <kww.nihongo@verizon.nut> wrote ...
> I keep getting these e-mails that insist that there are these horny 
> women living 15 miles from me that are having their basic needs 
> neglected by their husbands. Just out of curiousity, I looked to see 
> what was 15 miles from me: 95% ocean, Lake Gotomere, and an abandoned 
> Spanish mission.

So you get to get lucky with 
a) Mermaids
b) Nessie
or
c) Ghost nuns.