Listen up all you screwheads! I'm going to lay the law down and I'm laying
it down with gaigin pipe! If you think Inoue Waka isn't the hottest thing to
ever hit Japan, then maybe you're into gagging on a gallon of throat yogurt.

The fact is, that gal is the finest thing to ever come down the Japanese
pike, and anybody that says different is ghey!!!!

btw: How is everyone today? :-)