Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!c03.atl99.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!newshosting.com!nx02.iad01.newshosting.com!news-feed01.roc.ny.frontiernet.net!nntp.frontiernet.net!nntp.giganews.com.MISMATCH!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 18 Sep 2004 09:57:57 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: A Long Night Message-ID: Date: Sat, 18 Sep 2004 09:57:57 -0500 Lines: 36 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-9fA/P43rd1FfhD4FEGFRRfwfh5iJZzFRCYu/dECNFcW9PTQtj9fjYeyuheGQS2tfQ6qUL6S/NC5xjMJ!JK78k7WBVsP+u5UKJEuXU8rjabDDM9z91xJ+Tb36ZcPy7EVhah+fF6w6dUuRbA== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.13 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:7480 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ A Long Night A drunk phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car. "They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup. "I got in the back seat by mistake."