Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!passion.nalgo.co.jp!news.moat.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 09:57:40 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Old gut - EZ money Message-ID: Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 09:57:40 -0500 Lines: 48 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-GzGFwlKwkQg27jjGI6UFv8Itt9qnXHyw9kx9S8Qm5RIPrNJrd3IXGh7ToOobVAiiGPO9NljZHuwk2O5!w2t7Z291hR3cZRpAlP5tJj9mLlpYUfU2BmudsKEWnWsl7jV+9LPI7el/fTeNrw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.19 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:4463 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Old gut - EZ money An elderly man walks into a house of ill repute and tells the madam that he would like a young woman for the night. The madam gives him a puzzled look and asks, "Just how old are you, mister?" "Why," the old patron says, "I'm 98 years old today!" "Ninety-eight!" the madam exclaims. "Don't you realize you've had it?" "Oh," he says, "then how much do I owe you?"