Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.kreonet.re.kr!kreonet.re.kr!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp3.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 07 Jun 2003 22:03:36 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Problems of a Healthy Diet Message-ID: Date: Sat, 07 Jun 2003 22:03:36 -0500 Lines: 41 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.128.245 X-Trace: sv3-NE5upZDlqJUG6RPnE4pIylBYxwzniuHrkw3UPTnGTnoVZQrI3xru4QR9R5W/hAKZ8bbPo9lwN1opiOa!zlkXAEHtEE42BL3mKCcuruc5HqLsgATok4tel4APnZ+/AUSZJq9Txl7NJCUFmA== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:177 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. National AVON Rep - for info send blank email to: AguyInfo@Comcast.net ____________________________________________________________ Problems of a Healthy Diet An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your ocean-side condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area." "Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"