Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!news.tele.dk!news.tele.dk!small.news.tele.dk!newsgate.cistron.nl!news.maxwell.syr.edu!feed1.news.rcn.net!feed2.news.rcn.net!rcn!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 19 May 2004 14:00:14 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Raising Chickens Message-ID: Date: Wed, 19 May 2004 14:00:14 -0500 Lines: 47 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-AX6Iv3KiKLYpKOGiDesn04Yzsf9H8oGkdCsGZySQm4TSfOEMeBIq5EMlp9EPxyibqYO+7p1015M45wl!TOJ4Z2aipl4ROxWkc+JUadrv6XkveiB0sgTGgqx2R8cbj1zl90oWlKVHO6tvSg== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:5733 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Raising Chickens A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, "Give me 500 baby chickens." "Wow!" the co-op man replies. "You must really be doing well!" "Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!"