Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!yynet.tama.tokyo.jp!Q.T.Honey!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.gamma.ru!Gamma.RU!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!colt.net!pop-news-1.colt-telecom.nl!newsgate.cistron.nl!news.cambrium.nl!news.cambrium.nl!news.cambrium.nl!ecngs!feeder.ecngs.de!216.166.71.118.MISMATCH!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border3.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 06 Dec 2003 13:58:12 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Where Are We? Message-ID: Date: Sat, 06 Dec 2003 13:58:12 -0600 Lines: 44 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-uhUfspOnATVgHN1uMAyCqxqgP/26IqKPw+4q0Vd4u+XzDlQ7Q9Nb8LzrKBdzvu/MuyJ4iv5btaAb5iZ!2Jj+im3YDErH27Ih95cC3zitE01R60j8PCVUsYqYT0ncOaJNnA3Tcawj532x+w== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:1884 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Where Are We? A man and his wife were driving their RV across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town. Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress: "My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand." The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."