Rafael Caetano wrote:
> A guy bumped at me and when I said "sumimasen" he replied "my sorry"
> (he actually said in katakana, but I can't write it in Google Groups).
> What's the Japanese equivalent? "Watashi no sumimasen desu"? "Watashi
> no hou ga sorry"?
> 
> Also, I've run out of responses to "nihongo jouzu desu ne". 
> 

I got an interesting variation the other night. nihongo jouzu was 
followed up with 'but you need to use chopsticks properly'.

WTF?

I just claimed this was the Korean method.