Ken Yasumoto-Nicolson wrote:
> Apparently nasty criminal types might actually use fake names:
> 
> http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=news&cat=4&id=341602
> 
> Next up is requesting all housebreakers wear a stripey shirt and carry
> a bag marked "SWAG", and a poster campaign advising chikans to exchange
> meishi with their victims before engaaging in any bum fondling.
> 

I don't want the world to know that I am the prime minister of Japan.