puntspeedchunk wrote:
> On Thu, 05 May 2005 12:37:31 -0400, Kevin Wayne Williams
> <kww.nihongo@verizon.nut> wrote:
> 
> 
>>Curt Fischer wrote:
>>
>>>Kevin Wayne Williams wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Curt Fischer wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Hey, America's not all bad.  We managed to get Mike Cash to leave, 
>>>>>for example...
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>I find that I miss it less every day. I've also started to find the 
>>>>American guests in the hotel loud, brash and annoying.
>>>
>>>
>>>Well, you moved to paradise.  You're like the Ryan Ginstrom of the 
>>>Western Hemisphere.  Nothing to do but relax and slurp on whatever the 
>>>Curacao equivalent of an awamori highball is.
>>>
>>>Maybe you should work on marketing to a different American demographic, 
>>>not so loud and brash.  Like me.  I'll come and stay in your hotel with 
>>>the right enticements.
>>>
>>
>>My enticements are pretty basic: the hotel's only 100 meters from an 
>>ocean that stays 30 degrees year round, and I only charge $110 a night 
>>($95 if you want to stay a week or more). We feed you a nice breakfast, 
>>let you play with the iguanas, and give you discounts on local diving, 
>>windsurfing, and kiteboarding. And, unlike nearly any other island with 
>>similar inducements,  we don't get hurricanes/typhoons/cyclones.
>>
>>What more do you want?
> 
> 
> A beer, a blowjob, and a haircut.
> 

you can have the haircut.