On Feb 23, 12:49 pm, aki <akikosa...@yahoo.co.jp> wrote:
> My name is Aki. I would like to be friends with foreigners who live and
>  work in Japan.

Dear Aki,

Thank you very much for your research. I live and work in Japan, and I
would very much like to be your friend. Please feel free to contact me
directly for more in-depth research. Where are you from?

> At firest I would like to know something about you.
> Interview!:
> 1: Why did you dicide to move to Japan?

I decided to move to Japan because my company decided that it would be
much easier to employ me in Japan, than in gaikokuland, and since I
was more or less underemployed in gaikokuland I agreed with them.

> 2: What was the firest impression of the Japanese language when you fir
> st come to Japan?

My first impression of the Japanese language when I first came to
Japan was that it was remarkably similar to the Japanese language
before I came to Japan.

> 3: What was your reaction of Japanese traditions?

Which traditions please? Are you talking about bowing? Getting drunk
each time I begin a new venture? Using subtitles on Japanese TV when
the audio stream is in Japanese, especially when a gaijin is speaking
Japanese? or the reluctance of Japanese people to use condoms?

> 4: What was your reaction to working or in the new culture?

My reaction was that Japanese people are lazy, unimaginative and have
no understanding of hospitality, consumer sovereignty or the need to
keep customers satisfied, with the sole exception of certain niche
markets in the adult entertainment and education industries,
especially private eikaiwa.

> 5: What was other aspect of your livig in Japan?

I am amazed that Japan has four seasons. Who knew???!!! Japan is very
cold in winter. I'm very surprised that my house does not have
insulation, or design. It is much colder my house in Aichi, than in
Tohoku, or in Hokkaido. It is a mystery!

> 6: What do you miss about your country?

I am very surprised that Japanese natto is not as delicious as natto
in my country.

When I am in Japan I miss the level of rationality that pervades
everyday life in my country, the number of whiskey distilleries, the
absence of competitive pricing, and in particular the lack of hot
Japanese chicks on gaikoku holidays.