Michael Cash <mikecash@buggerallspammers.com> wrote 

> On Thu, 01 Jul 2004 14:33:11 +0900, tm <tm@tmoero.invalid> brought
> down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
 
> >I have the biggest knob on usenet. Don't believe me, ask Mike Hobson, 
> >he has a pertty mouth and he swallows.
> 
> I like to watch him say "Oreo" reeeeaaaaaaal sloooooooow.

Sorry, "tm" and (low) "cash", but I ain't doing no needles. For that
you'll need to appeal to Raj Feridun, he refuses nobody. Not even
impotent suckers such as you two gentlemen.

Did your girlfriends tell you that "size doesn't matter"? They lied.
Unabashedly.  When you thought you were fucking them, pretty much like
an amoeba attempting to satisfy a lady elephant, they were actually
falling asleep, thinking: "these crashing bores, when will they stop
their pathetic pretense?".

Sorry to be blunt somewhat, but reality calls.

cheers,
Mike