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The Nest Egg 

Jones was having difficulties in business.
"If I had as little as a thousand dollars in
actual cash right now, this minute," he said
to his wife sadly, "it might make all the difference."


"If that is all," said Mrs. Jones, "then all
is well." 

She ran upstairs and came down with a large
jar filled with bills. 

"I've kept this as a secret nest egg. You see,
ever since we got married, I put a ten-dollar
bill into the jar every time we made love. You
can have it now. There's almost three thousand
dollars there." 

Jones looked at the jar with stupefaction.
Finally he said, "Good Greif, Now I wish I had
given you all of my business."