"Ron Hitler Barrassi" wrote ...
> Ken Yasumoto-Nicolson wrote:
>> More news from your favourite bonkers dictatorship:
>> 
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4157121.stm
> 
> It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence 
> development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" 
> and could thus rob the brain of energy.
> 
> 
> keep that in mind all you hippies

I think you should trim your moustache.  You just lost the brain
energy needed to remember sentences start with a capital 
letter and finish with a full stop (or other suitable punctuation
mark).