Louise Bremner <dame_zumari@yahoo.com> wrote:
> <mtfester@netMAPSONscape.net> wrote:

>> Raj Feridun <rferid@nospamyahoo.co.jp> wrote:
>> > On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 19:41:34 -0500, Kevin Gowen
>> > <kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> wrote:
>> 
>> >>I was zooming on the highway the other day when some lady cut me off. I
>> >>had to grab the steering wheel with both hands and turn HARD.
>> 
>> >>My Monster Thickburger went flying, littering the cabin interior with
>> >>mayonnaise, tomatoes, and beef patties.
>> 
>> > I hope you got the license plate number. She can be your first
>> > frivolous lawsuit.
>> 
>> You mean he won't sue the burger company?

> Heaven forbid he should sue himself for not having both hands on the
> wheel...

How can you do that? Don't you need one hand free in order to use
your drivng finger?

Mike