Rodney Webster wrote:

> In article <ckgt03$ct0$1@nnrp.gol.com>, B Robson <Xb-robsonX@gol.com> 
> wrote:
> 
> 
>>Or you could be a boring party wrecker. Know any good jokes? I got one.
>>Q How many apples does a Tasmanian need to fuck his sister?
>>A None, he is already married to her.
> 
> 
> I have always been amazed at how just the fact that I am from Tasmania 
> was enough to reduce people to the mentality of a ten-year old, and make 
> them think that somehow the most obvious of jokes - that I have heard 
> over and over again from the same sort of boring people - are somehow 
> original and amusing.


It wasn't a joke and it wasn't supposed to be funny. That's the problem 
with humour impaired people, they only recognise jokes because other 
people are laughing. To further confuse you, it had exactly the expected 
result.

Q: What does Rodney hear every ANZAC day?
A: "Come in spinner"



> 
> 
>>>Nowhere in the page is it even implied that the woman has a disability.
>>
>>Go to the bathroom. Look in the mirror. There is a boring man with no 
>>sense of humour and no future.
> 
> 
> I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks 
> on you...oh, wait.  You're right - I am boring, have no sense of humour, 
> as well as no future, and I didn't even need to look in a mirror to see 
> that.

Hey, it could be worse, your life long ambition to become a US Marine 
Corps officer could have been dashed. As for your lack of humour, maybe 
Ryan could help you out. He's a funny bugger and always has me laughing.


> And 10 minutes later, in reply to himself Brett wrote in article <ckgtj1$d1u$1@nnrp.gol.com>:
> 
> 
>>B Robson wrote:
>>
>>
>>>>Nowhere in the page is it even implied that the woman has a disability.
>>>
>>>
>>>Go to the bathroom. Look in the mirror. There is a boring man with no 
>>>sense of humour and no future.
>>
>>
>>Why did you come back? No one said come back.
> 
> 
> For the moment I'll assume that this is directed at me, and not a 
> schizophrenic attack on yourself.
> 
> First of all, I was not aware that I had gone anywhere.  

You went to the bathroom to find a mirror.


> Secondly, I was 
> not aware that this was an invitation-only group.  Perhaps this should 
> be in the FAQ?
> 

Great, we'll look forward to you not getting jokes again sometime soon, 
I'll see if I can work in something about thongs, footwear not underwear.