"xenu_maximus" wrote ...
> The Manifesto:
> 
> Preamble: 
> 
> Any good troll worth his salt has a manifestoe, it helps you understand 
> what his beef is. Thus is the purpose of my 
> 
> manifestoe, it is to serve notice to those who need it that they will 
> have to reflect upon the peeves they ahve cause:
> 
> 
> Introduction: 
> 
> Usenet is a place of recreation, also a place to rant, for some a place 
> to lurk, other more, confused people seem to think it 
> 
> is for spamming with k00kscreed, spamming in general or defining usenet 
> policy over which they have no authority, in this 
> 
> form these would be net cops. Where you find trolls, you will find 
> netcops, and conversely, the opposite is true.
> 
> Why do I troll:
> 
> Because I can, usenet is a large, vast ocean of no man's land. Unless a 
> group is slated as moderated, it is inherently 
> 
> UNmoderated, and although each group has it's own faq, which gives 
> posting guidelines and the like, the truth is, such a 
> 
> doucment bears no real authority. People are still free to post as they 
> see fit, as well as apply killfiles as they see fit. 
> 
> This fact is the first ostabcle to a netcop's flawed logic.
> 
> Items (Peeves of interest)
> 
> Liberals: Liberals will always be a peeve of priority, because the truth 
> is, they are far more deeply mired in their 
> 
> bullshit dogma than most groups, anything liberal good, anything not, 
> must be part of a vast right wing conspiracy. They 
> 
> blindly  follow Michael Moore even though his treason is obvious. They 
> perpetuate the feminist Political Correctedness agenda 
> 
> shamelessly, and are nothing without the cult of the victim and the 
> welfare dependency complex. Without victims to champion, 
> 
> real or imagined, these people have nothing relevant in their lives. 
> Hypocracy is their calling card.
> 
> Right wingers: Equal airtime for equal evils, as the loonie lefties have 
> their twits, so does the Christian right, who has 
> 
> spewed out no shortage of loons in their time, including such winners as 
> Jerry Fallwell who blamed 911 on the gay agenda. 
> 
> (Hint: There is no gay agenda, just a bunch of people with inferiority 
> complexes who dont understand how reproduction works.) 
> 
> These people are just as likely to attack, smear and undermine the 
> efforts of anything that is against them (Must be leftie), 
> 
> and thus earn peevehood all on their own.
> 
> UFO Nuts: These guys are always fun, and in fact contribute some of the 
> better net k00ks out there on the circuit. John 
> 
> Winston, Twonky among others. These are the guys who believe in tin foil 
> hats, Art bell and grey headed pheotus stealers. 
> 
> Where they are, there will be k00kologists, and where they be, there is 
> trollin' to be done. It's like sharks to a frenzy.
> 
> PETA:  Where to even begin, these are those eco terror funding losers 
> who believe every animal has the same rights 
> 
> that you do, even liberals shy away from these freaks. The worst thing 
> about them, is although they will go to great lengths 
> 
> to avoid admitting it, the ones who don't spread their views with 
> organized acts of arson, fund those that do. These are ELF 
> 
> and ALF, and members of peta frequently have mutual memberships in both 
> organizations.
> 
> Yuppie Infestation: This is whats going on at least in my neighborhood. 
> You will someone sell a farm or have a parcel of 
> 
> unused land where you could reasonably build maybe three houses, and this 
> will be strip mined and you will shove in a whole 
> 
> culdasac, and the houses will be thrown up in record time, with the 
> crappiest particle board and then sold off at $300,000 to 
> 
> yuppie breeder scum who start bagging out kids, cluttering what little of 
> a yard they have with kinder crap and polluting the 
> 
> area with SUVs, cell phones, kinder crap and screaming brats. They then 
> try to take over the town and  spread their virus to 
> 
> the rest of the areas they don't infest. 
> 
> Breeders:  See above, these folks are not just parents, they are 
> breeders, this is what they live to do. Nothing is more 
> 
> important, more special than their brats. they have entitlement on the 
> brain and the world revolves around either their kids, 
> 
> or them, because they have kids, just ask them.
> 
> Suv Cell phone using scum: These are those clueless scum you see whenever 
> you drive anywhere. Driving a vehicle that is 
> 
> way too big for them, guzzles gas at a rate that makes  arabs salivate 
> and they just can't ever, ever be made to put that 
> 
> infernal cell phone down. typical these vermin come in two forms, harried 
> breeders who can't drive because they are on their 
> 
> phone or yelling at their fussing brats. Or they are some little twenty 
> two year bimbo who jsut cant part with her phone 
> 
> because she'll be out of the loop until she gets home, god forbid.
> 
> K00Ks:  This is too general a category to get into by any sense 
> of category, they are too numerous, but they all seem 
> 
> to have a few things in common. First of which, hidden forces are out to 
> silence them as they sermonize usenet with their 
> 
> secret knowledge. Normal folks call it k00kscreed, but to them, it is 
> life itself and only they can enlighten us. Many of 
> 
> them actively try to stalk, drive offline and otherwise harass those who 
> dare disagree them, you know the normals.
> 
> Mens rights: These people are like namla members, they are for the 
> downtrodden, the oppressed, that poor little white 
> 
> middle class male who doesnt want to stay married or pay the allimony and 
> child support that they own the missus, sorry, they 
> 
> call them discards. They think they should have access to their kids but 
> shouldn't have to pay for it. Women that were raped 
> 
> were "asking for it", and they quiet seem to be okay with women beating 
> to. Some of the k00ks that revolve around this farce 
> 
> make false claims of being trial consultants while others show their 
> darker sides a bit too much. fair to say these folks 
> 
> have spit out more than one stalker or loon. Pangborn?
> 
>  Conversely there are more than a few feminists who go too far and 
> need to get over themselves and their lost cause as 
> 
> well, so by the same above logic, I fail to see why they can't be 
> considered fair game well.
> 
> Smokers Rights:  These are the people who among other things are 
> pushing the claim that smoking is a national civic 
> 
> duty, and that they have the right to poison not just themselves but 
> those around them. Simply put, they don't, and because 
> 
> they become increasingly belligerent in their rhetoric, they must be 
> trolled. They cry about smoking bans, but we have yet to 
> 
> live in the righteous age where roving goon squads search homes for 
> cancer sticks and flush them, so I naturally dont see 
> 
> what the big deal is.
> 
> Religion: Must be broken down by faith:
>   Catholicism and it's recovery: I say and it's recovery 
> because, let's face it, how many of you know "happy" 
> 
> catholics? I would wager very few. Many are "recovering" from dealing 
> with abusive nuns and priests, or catholic school. It 
> 
> seems that the catholic church has been much more important than the 
> catholic faith, figure out what I'm saying. And more to 
> 
> the point, until the priesthood comes to grips with it's sex scandal and 
> FIXES it, it has no moral authority at all.
>   Mormons: Mormons are a farce, believing in a white salamander 
> and started by a guy on the run for 
> 
> murder from vermont. Nuff said. False faith made by a false messiah.
>   Scientology: Yet another cult, even worse than the mormons, 
> because what church needs lawyers to survivor. 
> 
> These scumbags try to get their tentacles into every available nook or 
> cranny that they can, and ruin people's lives. Anyone 
> 
> who has a beef with sciencraptology has a point.  
>   Atheists: Are simply idiots who have the ironic viewpoint of 
> believing in nothing sacred yet being very 
> 
> much on their high horse. They have no moral authority and they believe 
> in n othing. They are whats wrong with America.
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Conclusion: As you can see, there is more than a little bit of stuff 
> to work with here, so this is just the beginning, no 
> 
> doubt there will be others who will reveal themselves. Itemize a list of 
> k00ks an kookologists alone would be an undertaking 
> 
> of constant effort as the list of both never seems to be getting any 
> smaller. So in short, where there are k00ks, there will 
> 
> be kookologists, and where there are those, there will be trolls, and 
> there, I will be.

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