Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!uinet.or.jp!Q.T.Honey!enews.sgi.com!hammer.uoregon.edu!logbridge.uoregon.edu!nntp1.fuse.net!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 12 Dec 2003 01:57:54 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Lesson Learned Message-ID: Date: Fri, 12 Dec 2003 01:57:54 -0600 Lines: 46 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-yDDPNSTD1kqr86xNe3Wps6BiAEYh8OHpk05aeII8tV6gPszlXqOkyOUM3nwGbDqDbWLNZxeeSN+Fp01!P/z3yfDC0C5/QS8E2bwxYuJcjjbbON7/UMi+lInNEkTXFLlxLTzo6B7SRIY8hQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:3084 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Lesson Learned A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a class on observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste." After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths. After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."