On Monday, March 28, 2011 11:52:18 AM UTC+9, The 2-Belo wrote:
> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that CL has
> exploded. Flight director confirms that:
> 
> >On 03/28/2011 11:41 AM, The 2-Belo wrote:
> >> ...by my hometown newspaper in Frederick, MD. *Note: Of course they would get
> >> something wrong: I work in Nagoya. I *live* in Gifu. *sigh* Oh well.
> >>
> >> http://www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/news/display.htm?StoryID=118945
> >>
> >> They gave me the opportunity to voice observations about the event, however
> >> tenuous my connection to it; I obliged since I wanted to be one of the tiny
> >> voices of relative calm in the maelstrom of people screeching about the End
> >> Times.
> >
> >Right up there with the couple that's been married 72 years and the 
> >school board interviews.  All that's missing is the cow that kicked down 
> >its fence and got out and the three hooligan boys who tore up the town 
> >square park after drinking too much sarsaparilla on Friday night.
> 
> Such is good ol' Fredneck.
> 

I like reading the titled article along the side in a Spartan sort of voice:

"We are Frederick!"