"Ken Yasumoto-Nicolson" <ken_nicolson@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> One of our local candidates is 30 years old. I don't know if he has
> any policies, but he's definitely big on being 30 years old. And not
> being photographed in the silliy Fightto! pose.

Yeah, well the local candidates here are all old geezers. Nobody likes them.
They recently spent a ton of money building a "sketch park". What they did
was buy a bunch of farm land in the area that was being used for growing
apricots, and they ripped out all the apricot trees, built a quaint old
fashioned kinda looking Japanese house, then planted a bunch of apricot
trees. The house is locked for all but two days out of the year and the
farmers still go out there hacking the apricots down whenever they get over
seven feet tall because the whole idea behind spending all this money on the
sketch park was to grow apricots, and the ladders the farmers use only allow
them to get seven feet off the ground.

I'll give you one guess as to who owned the land that was purchased by the
government in order to build this sketch park (which was never intended to
be a place for budding artists to sketch anything).


The gawdamned old geezer politician that came up with the brilliant idea of
building a sketch park owned the fuckin' land!!!!

Thankfully, it does make for a nice place for my dogs to take their daily
dumps.