Re: Why do Japanese envy americans
In fj.life.in-japan Jim <eternal_dna@hotmail.com> wrote:
> mtfester@netMAPSONscape.net wrote:
>>>My wife is Japanese. If she gets an American passport and becomes an American,
>>>will she get BIG BOOBS?
>>
>>>Please help.
>>
>> Yes, they are issued during the naturalization process.
> Sweet Jesus!!!! I'm going to have to get her down to one of those
> citizenship study sessions ASAP!
Well, there's a catch; they want to take "before and after" pictures.
> I can hardly wait to visit the in-laws... the relatives are gonna be
> pretty jealous when they see how American we've become! Me, hung like
> the Hedgehog, and her, racked like a pr0n star.
Welcome to the "Great Satan". Enjoy your stay.
> Thank you, GW, for providing this service to immigrants. And some people say
> he's done nothing good since he's been in office.
Actually, it's an old law, it's just that they started enforcing it now.
Helps Ashcroft seperate "us" from "them".
Mike
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