Monday night I had to take an alternate route home because of a personal
accident on my train line, turning a 1 hour journey into 3 hours.

Tonight as I got off my train an old guy was doing a crazy drunken walk around
the platform. (I have already saved one old fart who nearly fell on the tracks
as a train arrived, he was defying gravity at a crazy angle over the tracks and
would have been hit by the train even if he didn't fall). Anyway this guy was
leaning over the platform spewing his guts out onto the track, I looked at the
sign board to see an express was due through.

I ran over to the platform guard and pointed it out but he was more interested
in doing his funny gestures to get the train going. I told him to do something
and he just directed me up the stairs. By the time I realised he wasn't going to
do anything it was too late, the express came through and gave the old fart a
bit of a shock, perhaps damaged underwear but nothing else.

I guess he didn't want spew on his uniform.


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Triangle Man hits Person Man
They have a fight
and Triangle Man wins